I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You can't special order awesome
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Panties = found
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