do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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