im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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