hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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