Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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