Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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