is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.