I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon