he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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