Your tits are I can't wait for
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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