I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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