Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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