I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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