they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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