Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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