dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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