But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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