I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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