my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
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I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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