Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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