Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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