yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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