people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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