no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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