FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
