We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
ok first of all what the fuck
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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