...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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