Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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