dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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