Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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