last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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