she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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