I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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