Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Help. Why am I so naked?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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