Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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