he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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