I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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