I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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