your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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