i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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