Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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