Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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