So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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