i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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