There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize