fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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