Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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