Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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