I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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