You can't motorboat a personality
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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