Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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