Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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