Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
