At least make sure they are 18
Why
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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