She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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