I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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