My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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