Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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