No awkward lesbian experiences without me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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