What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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