just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You can't just leave with hair like that
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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