they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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