problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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