I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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